Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Damn You Hillary Clinton!


Damn you Hillary Clinton! In the grand tradition of the Democrat party, I demand my money back!

I was all set. My friends were invited. The beer was on ice. The snacks were loaded in. We were all set to flop down and tune in the most entertaining show on Tuesday night television. No it's not American Idol! I was all set to tune in to JET-TV's version of Dumb and Dumber (not to mention dumbest and dumber still) AKA the Democrat Congressional Debate!

JET-TV and the YEP kids were all set to bring us 60 side-splitting minutes of the 4 Democrat candidates for Congress showcasing their stupidity and then along came Hillary Clinton and the Doomed to Fail Express bringing their tour to Erie. So the plug was pulled on what promised to be high entertainment for those of us who have a clue.

Apparently the fearful foursome didn't want to miss the opportunity to rub shoulders with and possibly dodge incoming sniper fire with the Senator from New York. One word of advice...serpentine! Never run straight when dodging sniper fire!

I guess I'm stuck with the angry Brit, the ditzy, drugged up pop star, a couple of scrawny blondes, and the dreadful dreadlocks guy for my entertainment.



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